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Six foot 3
I have been told the cake is a lie, but I'm skeptical
Sometimes fandom things. Sometimes not.
Happy present.

lilandabelle:

jaylowman:

This otter was attacked by a crocodile, fought back, and had him for lunch. 
Fuck the system.

that’s a very metal otter

lilandabelle:

jaylowman:

This otter was attacked by a crocodile, fought back, and had him for lunch. 

Fuck the system.

that’s a very metal otter

vinebox:

She took a break to give somebody a warning she too hard

(Source: fifth-realm)

Anonymous asked:

ur literally doing the sexuality version of reverse racism. that is what ur doing.

coolator:

i mean this in the sincerest way possible: that is exactly what i am doing

sigurrossgeller:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

brome brome

aduhm:

it’s that time of the month

aduhm:

it’s that time of the month

(Source: thepowergame)

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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(Source: jaclcfrost)

DC fans are just angry because 8 Marvel movies come out in-between each Batm- I mean DC movie.

Best youtube comment I’ve ever seen


I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never. 

(via wishingwhileyouwork)

(Source: zuzuhiddles)

whosaprettypolyglot:

maskedlinguist:

lindentreeisle:

acepalindrome:

robotwithhumanhairpt50:

notmysecret:

i…

Fuck

Actually, ‘fall’ has its origins as an Anglo-Saxon word, and was popularized for use to denote the season around the 16th century from the poetic term ‘the fall of leaf.’ In the language that would develop after 1066, words that were coded as being common or lowly generally had Anglo-Saxon roots while the ‘educated’ words of the elite had French and Latin roots. This is why, even in modern English, we use ‘cow,’ which has an Anglo-Saxon origin, for the animal out in the field and ‘beef,’ which has a French origin, for the food to be consumed. The poor handle the animal while the rich eat the meat, and that is reflected in the language. The language of the conquerors was elevated while the language of the conquered was made base and common. If ‘autumn’ sounds smarter than ‘fall,’ that is only the linguistic snobbery of history talking.

LINGUISTIC BITCHSLAP.

Thank you. I was too lazy to find my post.

Fun related fact - the meaning of the word “November” in several Slavic languages (and “October” in Croatian because fuck you that’s why) - variations on listopad - is also named for falling leaves, list being “leaf” and pad being “fall”.

whosaprettypolyglot:

maskedlinguist:

lindentreeisle:

acepalindrome:

robotwithhumanhairpt50:

notmysecret:

i…

Fuck

Actually, ‘fall’ has its origins as an Anglo-Saxon word, and was popularized for use to denote the season around the 16th century from the poetic term ‘the fall of leaf.’ In the language that would develop after 1066, words that were coded as being common or lowly generally had Anglo-Saxon roots while the ‘educated’ words of the elite had French and Latin roots. This is why, even in modern English, we use ‘cow,’ which has an Anglo-Saxon origin, for the animal out in the field and ‘beef,’ which has a French origin, for the food to be consumed. The poor handle the animal while the rich eat the meat, and that is reflected in the language. The language of the conquerors was elevated while the language of the conquered was made base and common. If ‘autumn’ sounds smarter than ‘fall,’ that is only the linguistic snobbery of history talking.

LINGUISTIC BITCHSLAP.

Thank you. I was too lazy to find my post.

Fun related fact - the meaning of the word “November” in several Slavic languages (and “October” in Croatian because fuck you that’s why) - variations on listopad - is also named for falling leaves, list being “leaf” and pad being “fall”.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

coolator:

why does toaster strudel have a tumblr and why are they trying so hard

(Source: toasterstrudel)

tsunglasses:

If you haven’t heard this you’re life is incomplete.

kingcheddarxvii:

As beloved as their films are this is still one of the top five things Pixar will ever produce

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

(Source: skauter)