seventeen
Six foot 3
I have been told the cake is a lie, but I'm skeptical
Sometimes fandom things. Sometimes not.
Happy present.

rhyse:

did you know that straight people arent born with skin?

dmysta3000:

The honorable Beifong family tree

dmysta3000:

The honorable Beifong family tree

britneyinventions:

2014jordyn:

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears always wanted a little sister and hated the fact that the female reproductive system was only capable of producing one female offspring in a lifetime, so she began to research the causes of this phenomenon. She discovered in 1988 that women had more than one egg with a X chromosome but they wouldn’t drop during ovulation after the first daughter was born. Spears developed a technique the following year, referred to as in vitro fertilisation, to remove X chromosome eggs from the ovaries to produce a female zygote outside of the mother to be placed inside her at a later time. In 1990 Lynne Spears, Britney’s mother, allowed Britney to perform this procedure on her and on April 4, 1991, Britney Spears had successfully invented Jamie Lynn Spears, the first little sister.

I’m really confused because there are females with little sisters all over the world

All thanks to Britney Spears. God bless.

britneyinventions:

2014jordyn:

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears always wanted a little sister and hated the fact that the female reproductive system was only capable of producing one female offspring in a lifetime, so she began to research the causes of this phenomenon. She discovered in 1988 that women had more than one egg with a X chromosome but they wouldn’t drop during ovulation after the first daughter was born. Spears developed a technique the following year, referred to as in vitro fertilisation, to remove X chromosome eggs from the ovaries to produce a female zygote outside of the mother to be placed inside her at a later time. In 1990 Lynne Spears, Britney’s mother, allowed Britney to perform this procedure on her and on April 4, 1991, Britney Spears had successfully invented Jamie Lynn Spears, the first little sister.

I’m really confused because there are females with little sisters all over the world

All thanks to Britney Spears. God bless.

scottbaiowulf:

Wolverine you fucking weeb

scottbaiowulf:

Wolverine you fucking weeb

simplesidewaysglance:

There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture

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(Source: ieroable)

jetsetters-up:

eridan-wwhatevver:

aubreyampora:

Drake & Josh - 2007
iCarly - 2010

Omg

Omg

no way..

(Source: mulady)

extradan:

So while Gideon was summoning Bill, he was saying something in backwards, so I reversed it in Sony Vegas and I literally laughed.

Here the reversed version. 

yaesthetic:

rca-pwnage:

yaesthetic:

tell me im cute then fuck me

I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”

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presidentobarna:

rhyse:

its been 2 and a half years since the hunger games came out and weaboo neckbeards are still pulling the battle royale card omg…

Did that one guy just put down film in general in favor of manga holy shit

presidentobarna:

rhyse:

its been 2 and a half years since the hunger games came out and weaboo neckbeards are still pulling the battle royale card omg…

Did that one guy just put down film in general in favor of manga holy shit

alfa995:

alornornola:

alfa995:

Not at all. In fact, it’s difficult for me to maintain eye contact.

i have had enough of you furries

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Resistance is futile. Succumb to the tuna.

seriousjones:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seriousjones:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!