Fifteen
Six foot 3
I like trains and turtles.
I have been told the cake is a lie, but I'm skeptical
Sometimes fandom things. Sometimes not.
Happy present.

It’s scary to find someone that makes you happy. You start giving them all of your attention because they’re what makes you forget everything bad that’s going on in your life. They’re the first person you want to talk to in the morning and the last one before you sleep just so you can start and end your day with a smile. It all sounds great to have that someone, but it’s scary to think about how easily they could just leave and take that happiness away too when they go.

(Source: nanananikii)

nowaclubpenguinblog:

she really did not want to take my order

richwhitelesbian:

i want a freak in the lady and a bed in the sheets and a car uh i want a chips. i need them. it son my shirt. fuck. i have a shirt that says the joke on it and i dont have it here with me. i can get it if you want to hear it correctly

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

infamouswhorror:

i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg

teejaypinetree:

dearloserchris:

teejaypinetree:

She wants the (ph)D

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Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.

You have earned my respect.

(Source: teejaypineapple)

yugoslavic:

ohsunfury:

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

i bet its because of my fanfics xD

i bet its not

(Source: risingtensions)

deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

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  • what a girl says: i'm fine
  • what she means: old sport

graystripe:

plot twist: new sport

tommarvolohiddles:

i went to winn dixie to get fried chicken and i didnt care so i look like butt rn (glasses, huge stained sweatshirt, this picture doesn’t even show all of it) and the cute guy who served me the fried chicken (at a reduced price i might add) ran up to me as i was walking out, stopped me, and was like “for you” and then handed me a rose i jUST
I DON’T KNOW WHATS GOING ON BOYS USUALLY DONT LIKE ME WHAT DO I DO?????

tommarvolohiddles:

i went to winn dixie to get fried chicken and i didnt care so i look like butt rn (glasses, huge stained sweatshirt, this picture doesn’t even show all of it) and the cute guy who served me the fried chicken (at a reduced price i might add) ran up to me as i was walking out, stopped me, and was like “for you” and then handed me a rose i jUST

I DON’T KNOW WHATS GOING ON BOYS USUALLY DONT LIKE ME WHAT DO I DO?????

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

porkrub:

It’s a love story baby just say rawr XD

(Source: scenekidsepicallyfail)

confusedtree:

the-king-of-butts:

confusedtree:

Just heard about this blogging site from Yahoo. Not really sure what it is all about, but thought it’d be worth a shot! Please everyone be kind. I’m new here and could use some direction. Where for instance can I look at blogs

this is a joke, right?

No way jose. Another question that I have is what is a fandom. How easily can I start one.

togetsomesleep:

sexweb:

i don’t get str8 men

HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.

togetsomesleep:

sexweb:

i don’t get str8 men

HE EATS A FUCKING POTATO I AM CRYING.

(Source: fiftyshadesofmacygray)

temple-of-time:

When you see a typo on your text post a millisecond before it posts

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